Combine all ingredients in a high powered blender, blend until completely smooth. Add water to thin to your desired consistency. For a dip keep it thick, for a pourable dressing add more water.
Transfer to a jar or dressing container. Chill in the refrigerator for 30 minutes for the flavors to combine. Will keep for up to 1 week.
Notes
DO NOT substitute packaged ranch dressing mix, it is full of gross chemicals.